In Episode 19 it became clear who is going to take the fight to the Axis of Evil. The same guys who appeared in the classic Earplug Adventure, A Tale of Three Museums, a story with which Jean-Jacques Bivouac has no connection whatsoever – other than being a huge fan, of course. But, casting digression aside, on with Episode 20; there are some tables to be turned…
Shortly Luke’s attack saucer emerged from the hyperspace portal. The Zephyr awaited it…
“Lower your screens, de-activate your weapons, and prepare to be abducted.” Gideon said into his communication panel. “Or face certain destruction. Oh, and while you’re at it, bring that bottle of…Hoalnite Healiweelium…with you”
Shortly…
Whilst Luke stared in wonderment at his sudden change in circumstances, Flaxwell studied the bottle of incongruous liquid before him.
“Veg oil,” he said.
“I’ll get some from the galley.” Gideon said as he backed out of the door. “Make Captain Blister welcome while I’m gone.”
Naturally Luke was intrigued by the pocket history bestowed upon him by Flaxwell. “You really think you can defeat the combined forces of the red sentinel robots from the future; that cork thing; those horrible catheter caps; and the silver guy?”
“You forgot the incense cones.” Flaxwell reminded the end cap.
“They don’t do anything.” Luke replied. “Lazy so-and-sos; I don’t know why they’re here.”
“We’ve already seen what they can do…tomorrow.” Oracle replied. “Believe me; they have a role to play.”
Gideon returned long enough to deposit a mug of soy sauce beside Flaxwell, before heading straight for the toilet…
“That, I assume, is my Hoalnite Healiweelium.” Luke said with a smile so conspiratorial that anyone who didn’t know him would swear he was born to live a life of espionage.
“Correct.” Oracle replied. “Now all you have to do is return with it to your craft and present it to the red sentinel robots as…er…the real thing.”
“Then make myself scarce.” Luke added.
“Then make yourself scarce.” Gideon confirmed from the bridge lavatory.
That evening the Zephyr slipped silently into the frosty region of countryside that separated Ciudad de Droxford from the Museum of Future Technology…
…where it settled, unseen, in a thicket.
Chapter Nine
Shortly Flaxwell and Gideon disembarked and began pushing their way out of the thicket, hopefully in the direction of the museum…
Meanwhile, in their rented offices, the red sentinel robots went about their boring cyber-business…
And what seemed like hours later, when Flaxwell and Gideon were dragging themselves across some gently rolling chalk downland…
…Captain of the Guard – or more properly Former Captain of the Guard – Luke Blister, remained safely tucked up in a shadowy hiding place…
…whilst watching the locked door and waiting for the inevitable discovery of his treachery. He didn’t know it, of course, but that wouldn’t happen until the morning. Mister Zinc had only just informed the two red sentinel robots that habitually stood guard at the office door…
…that he was baffled by the lack of progress with the Medusa Compound, and that he would ‘sleep on the problem’, and hopefully be inspired by a new day.
Safe in the knowledge that the Axis of Evil could not possibly create a working example of the Medusa Compound any time soon, Flaxwell and Gideon now need only wrestle the minds and bodies of those brainwashed by the aforementioned Axis of Evil from their control. Dawn was on the horizon, and if the master plan was to be followed to the letter, in just a short while – that is just after reveille, when the trooper’s brains were still addled by the fog of sleep – Magnuss would lock the Seventh Cavalry inside their stockade. This, they realised, must be allowed to happen: how else would they prove to an adoring public that their greatest hero now worked against them – for their greatest foes? Before entering through a maintenance door, Flaxwell made sure that his recording device was operating and safely drawing broadcast power from the nul-space generator that supplied the energy needs of the entire edifice…
Although, strictly speaking, the Museum of Future Technology didn’t really sleep, the daylight hours were undeniably its busiest time. As workers began to arrive for their shifts, none of them noticed Flaxwell and Gideon accessing a communication panel that linked them with the museum’s A.I…
The A.I was its usual self: “Yeah, whadda ya want, ya big bouffant?”
Flaxwell explained that he and Gideon had most important information that concerned an attempted coup within the museum. He included names and species, but no mention of the Earplug Brothers. He then paused and awaited a response.
“So?” The A.I prompted.
“We know this will happen because we are time travellers and have already seen it.” Flaxwell continued. “Now scan us for temporal abnormalities.”
“I don’t know about temporal abnormalities,” the A.I responded, “but your pal’s hat sure is one heck of a sartorial abnormality. Okay, scanning.”
A few seconds passed. It was Flaxwell’s turn to prompt: “Well?”
The A.I’s demeanour changed: “Yeah, I see what ya mean: you two have sure been through the wringer recently. So what is it you want from me?”
“Are you in awe of Magnuss Earplug?” Gideon asked.
“I’m a machine-intelligence, modelled on the Supreme Being: I aint in awe of nothing. Proceed with the bombshell you’re about to drop.”
Flaxwell did as he had been instructed: “Magnuss Earplug, his wife, and his brothers are all working for your enemies.”
“Now that’s pushing it, pal.” The A.I replied. “Those guys are A1 rated: they wouldn’t work for no one who threatened the good old MOFT.”
Flaxwell kept his explanation brief: “They’ve been brainwashed by mesmeric waves.”
“Yeah, except them.” The A.I responded instantly. “Mesmeric waves: I remember them from years ago: they made the RoboSecGua poop itself – and it aint even got no bowels! So, going back to my original inquiry: whatta ya want?”
“Keep tabs on us and be ready to raise the alarm and send in the troops, so-to-speak. Right now, we need free access to everywhere – before the museum opens to the public. But first of all, we’d like to know how we can break the mesmeric wave conditioning.” Gideon replied.
“You got it.” The A.I replied.
Thereafter, following a brief medical lecture, the daring duo proceeded to the Fort Balderdash exhibit…
…where they anticipated finding Magnuss going about his dirty work.
They weren’t disappointed…
“Look,” Gideon whispered to Flaxwell as they witnessed him sealing the Seventh Cavalry inside their stockade, “he’s got Hair-Trigger with him.”
“That complicates the situation.” Flaxwell said ruefully. “We really needed to catch Magnuss alone, by himself, with no one else there. But let’s not allow that setback to deter us: we have a task to perform.”
© Paul Trevor Nolan 2024
Who would ever have thought it: Magnuss and Hair-Trigger – the bad guys. Read Episode 21 to see how Gideon and Flaxwell plan to remedy the dreadful situation.