In this episode we discover that even intelligent earplugs can make very stupid decisions. Read on…
Within moments of this utterance, Bubbles had the Prowler turn through ninety degrees and head in the direction of…what…?
“I wonder what that is.” Barclay said as a multi-hued curtain-like apparition appeared in their forward viewer…
“Well,” Bubbles replied helpfully, “let’s think this through. It’s multi-hued – with lots of coloured strands: it seems to fluctuate between looking like a curtain or splayed out at angles that might be described as a sunburst shape.”
“And it’s hanging in space – far away from any planet or star – all by itself with nothing else around.” Barclay added. “What do you think?”
Bubbles didn’t reply immediately. She mused for several seconds before finally saying:
“I think we should get closer.”
“Agreed.” Barclay…ah…agreed. “But let’s not go too quick: we might startle it.”
As a result of this cautious approach it took flipping ages for the Prowler to finally adopt a position where the space anomaly filled the pilot’s view…
“That’s odd.” Bubbles said as she eyed her dials and tell-tales…
…”not only has it gone all sunbursty again; but I can’t get a distance reading on it. I don’t know how close we are. We could be kilometres away, or we could be within spitting distance of it. It seems to reflect my laser measuring light strangely so that I get either weird readings or none at all!”
“I’ll try all these advanced alien sensors we have fitted.” Barclay replied. “That should sort it out.”
But when he activated the technology created by a super-advanced alien culture that had disappeared into another Galaxy long ago, he got exactly nothing appearing in his read-outs.
“Bugger,” he said, “it’s seems to reject everything that tries to probe it. It’s like trying to see through a brick wall.”
“Or a lead-lined coffin.” Bubbles replied as she appeared to be musing again.
Barclay eyed his pilot. “So, what do we do – carry on with our journey and forget about this?”
“No, not just yet.” Bubbles answered his inquiry. “Let’s force the issue slightly. Set the atomic cannons to minimum yield. Let’s see if we can’t burn a tiny hole in…whatever it is.”
Barclay wasn’t entirely convinced of the wisdom of attacking a space anomaly with atomic cannons, but Bubbles was the boss and what she wanted she would get. “Minimum yield, aye.” He responded in an unprovoked bout of uncharacteristic professionalism.
“Fire!” Bubbles yelled as she shoved the throttles forward.
Instantly beams of irresistible energy leapt from the cannons like twin lances. But if those aboard the Prowler had hoped for any penetration of the apparition, they would be sorely disappointed. In fact they were more than disappointed: they were going to be grateful that their seats had built-in toilets – because the energy from their cannons was turned away by the mysterious collection of strands; concentrated; and redirected at the Prowler, which took the hit dead amidships…
The cockpit rang like a bell…
“What the heck?” Barclay managed.
Bubbles didn’t bother with either expletives or complaints: she was already in the act of spinning the ship about and hitting the gas pedal…
“Come on, Prowler, go-go-go!” She yelled.
Fortunately for the two young adventurers, their vessel had been fabulously well built, of the best possible materials, and bloody quick too. Within seconds it had freed its occupants of the need for fear…
…and had taken them so far away that they almost thought they’d either travelled through time, or into an alternative quantum reality.
Barclay gave Bubbles a look that said:
“That was dumb: don’t do it again.”
But his mouth said:
“Right then – shall we be on our way. I believe we were en route to a planet that orbits that blue-giant star?”
© Paul Trevor Nolan 2022
Having turned 66 recently, you could be forgiven for thinking I really should have something better to do.