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Thank You, Regular Readers

I don’t have a vast readership. Despite my best efforts, I’m not exactly what you might call a ‘successful author’ –  either as an on-line blogger or in the number of books sold. So it always pleases me to see … Continue reading

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Photography: Knowing Your Way Around Your Camera

As you probably know already, I’m a point-and-shoot kinda guy. Not only do I not bother with complex lenses and clever cameras, I don’t even download the on-line user guides for my simpler devices. If I can’t figure out how … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Thirteen)

The Museum of Future Technology never sleeps. At any time of day or night every area and exhibit remains open to both customers and inhabitants alike. So whilst those beyond its futuristic walls lay in slumber, Throgennis Frote took Cuckoo … Continue reading

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What Came Before the Fabulous After?

Every day thousands of Earpluggers write in and say: “Dear Tooty, I can’t believe that a butt-wipe like you really produces those wonderful photos in your Earplug Adventures. Obviously you waste a fortune employing a special effects company to produce … Continue reading

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Tea Dust Art Strikes Again

Well, did you see it in The Masters of Scroton (Part Eleven)? The castle, I mean. The fabulous castle, complete with flying pennant… Marvelous stuff, the dust cast off by a bunch of tea bags, I mean. I added the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Eight)

Having been invited to enter the – for want of a better word – booth, the threesome disappeared from view, and someone threw a switch or two… Then they all waited – with varying degrees of impatience – for the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Seven)

For a split second all three cable ends actually thought that they were dreaming. It came as a nasty surprise when the alien apparitions interacted with them by approaching and overtly scrutinising them… In response they gulped nervously… …before an … Continue reading

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