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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 33)

Whooshing between star systems, Wetworld’s sole interplanetary vessel, the Chi-Z-Sox, made way on its supplementary fusion drive… In his captain’s chair Professor Hydious Gout stared at the main viewer… With his newly formed crew on their shake-down trial following a … Continue reading

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Whatever Happened To? 7: Best Friends and Burglars

The e-book, Those Magnificent Earplugs, saw the introduction of Hellfire McWilliams and Erroneous Bosche…   They were naughty boys, and they proved it by visiting the nearest city to the penitentiary, from which they’d been released… …where they took up … Continue reading

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Ach, Not to be Forgetting the Free E-Books, Ja?

I refer, of course (with the voice of Dr Adolf Wiel- Barrau), to these wondrous e-tomes… For the princely sum of nothing at all, a would-be reader of these fine examples of Tooty humour can discover them both at Amazon Kindle, … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 30)

So, without hesitation, Starry moved to the starboard side control node, where a weak and horribly infected bladder inadvertently saved the day – although she wasn’t aware of it at the moment of her accident… It was only when the acidic … Continue reading

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Whatever Happened To? 6: Sombreros!

Without checking back through the early Earplug Adventure books, I’m not sure when the famous earplug sombrero first appeared; but chances are it was the Earplug Brothers performing a silly song – like this one from Evil Empire… Naturally they … Continue reading

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Whatever Happened To? 5: The Artificial Intelligence

In some of the earlier tales, the Museum of Future Technology was sometimes represented by a semi-controlling Artificial Intelligence. It would appear upon screens at pertinent moments – and would often fret ineffectually… Because it was a computer program, it … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 29)

Meanwhile Magnuss and Hair-Trigger had successfully discovered the whereabouts of the six abductees… Unfortunately, when they rushed up the bars of the Lemon Stoner’s Incarceration Booth, they were met by… …blank, sightless, stares. Worse still, the occupants couldn’t hear anything … Continue reading

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