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OMG Look What’s Coming Soon…

…to an e-book stockist near you – which (thanks to the ubiquitous Internet) will be Planet Earth… Gosh – how pleasant!

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Lost Treasure Found?

After the deafening silence that followed the tumultuous announcement that I had discovered a lost Tooty Nolan masterpiece, I’m having second thoughts about publishing it. It was written during one of my ‘down’ periods after all. And I had forgotten … Continue reading

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Lost Treasure Found

Actually the word treasure might be slightly over-egging the literary cake. You see, I was trawling through my document files when I chanced upon a book that has never been published. Why it wasn’t published is beyond me: it’s very … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: Natural Selection (Part 28)

It would take time for the prospectors to filter the methane and inject the volatile gas into the thruster fuel cells. So Magnuss,  Nennigross, and Lucian left Fang with Julian and Catford, and then went to stretch their legs… Lucian … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: Natural Selection (Part 27)

…what I discovered was,” Magnuss paused – less for dramatic effect; but more to draw breath – before continuing: “that when the ship was returning to Earth, the crew discovered a wormhole in space – exactly half-way between Earth and … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: Natural Selection (Part 26)

Despite his personal fears, Magnuss plucked up the courage to ignore Nennigross, and forced himself to be positive. “Guys.” He said loudly… …”Quit all that panic-stricken arsing about: fate has a task lined up for you.” This bold statement caused … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: Natural Selection (Part 25)

…Magnuss took them to a place that looked remarkably like a superfluous alcove… …which Magnuss and Lucian were pleased to learn, from Nennigross, appeared to be of the type usually found in poorly designed flying saucers. “What do you think … Continue reading

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