Category Archives: Tooty Stuff

Whatever Happened To? 8: The Punting-Modesty XL5 Facepuncher

Everyone must remember the fabulous Punting-Modesty attack fighter – usually flown by Valentine Earplug… No doubt they also recall how it came under attack during the second Battle of the Museum of Future Technology… And how it took a terrible … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 35)

Whilst the mutants and the Lemon Stoners openly questioned Putridity’s cryptic remark, Magnuss and Hair-Trigger persisted with their fixed smiles. They knew nothing for certain; but they could offer a guess that probably wouldn’t be a million miles wide of … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 34)

The reason for their potential concern – had they been aware of it (which they weren’t of course) – was the fact that Adolf – having given up on conventional means of recapturing his inmates – was in the act … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel- Barrau (Episode 31)

Sandy and Sebden didn’t waste a second arguing their innocence – even though they’d been on coffee break when the break-out occurred; so rightly felt that it wasn’t their fault and they didn’t deserve being called names. Instead they scarpered … Continue reading

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Wallpaper 402: Roses Rising into the Light

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Ach, Not to be Forgetting the Free E-Books, Ja?

I refer, of course (with the voice of Dr Adolf Wiel- Barrau), to these wondrous e-tomes… For the princely sum of nothing at all, a would-be reader of these fine examples of Tooty humour can discover them both¬†at Amazon Kindle, … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 30)

So, without hesitation, Starry moved to the starboard side control node, where a weak and horribly infected¬†bladder inadvertently saved the day – although she wasn’t aware of it at the moment of her accident… It was only when the acidic … Continue reading

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