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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Nine)

The vast grey plain that, unbeknownst to the three cable ends, had been given the nomenclature ‘Unit 2’ by the ruling élite in Scroton Prime, was vast and…er…grey… …and neither Saskia, Edni, or Sponson liked it one little bit. “God … Continue reading

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Free Stuff is Good Stuff

Apple iBooks have finally listed the latest Junior Earplug Adventure e-books for Apple devices. That list also includes the free version of this… So, if you’re an Apple user…WHAT ARE  YOU WAITING FOR? P.S  You can see all my charming … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Five)

Whilst Cuckoo made her momentous way to the Museum, far away across the galaxy, Saskia Mudhatch was attempting to gain entry to the mysterious non-cable end technology lavatory pods… “Ah,” she said as a solenoid clicked somewhere unseen, “I think … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Two)

Chronologically almost an Earth week had passed since Nigel had made his statement to Magnuss, and during this time Throgennis Frote… – he who had represented all of Earplugkind at the Galactic Court – had been returned to the Museum … Continue reading

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Why This Writer is So Darned Slow

Every day thousands of Earpluggers write into Tooty Towers asking the question: “Hey, Tooty I’m missing my fix of Earplug Adventures: what’s with the hold up, asshole?” Here is my reply: Darlings, at the best of times, photographing and writing … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part One)

Far away from the Museum of Future Technology… …across the almost infinite tracts of intergalactic space… …the planet Scroton, named by Magnus Earplug, lay waiting – one hemisphere in light, the other in perpetual darkness…  – for something really neat … Continue reading

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Sorry Everyone

It seems that these re-hashes of my old Earplug Adventures are not working out too well. They are not proving popular. I think it might have something to do with the necessity of downloading the Word document. Unfortunately this was … Continue reading

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