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Coming Soon to Lulu.com…

…the paperback version of this e-book… …all spruced up and just waiting to be leafed through. If you half-way enjoyed The Where House, you’re sure to three-quarters love this. Try this wee snippet… Darkwood was very impressed with Joan’s verbosity, … Continue reading

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What a Silly Billy…

…I am. I thought my The Fence Has Eyes was a sort of sequel to The Woods Have Nostrils; but then I discovered that I’d put the latter on my Woodswandering site, instead of this one. So, to make more sense, here … Continue reading

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OMG Look What’s Coming Soon…

…to an e-book stockist near you – which (thanks to the ubiquitous Internet) will be Planet Earth… Gosh – how pleasant!

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Lost Treasure Found?

After the deafening silence that followed the tumultuous announcement that I had discovered a lost Tooty Nolan masterpiece, I’m having second thoughts about publishing it. It was written during one of my ‘down’ periods after all. And I had forgotten … Continue reading

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Lost Treasure Found

Actually the word treasure might be slightly over-egging the literary cake. You see, I was trawling through my document files when I chanced upon a book that has never been published. Why it wasn’t published is beyond me: it’s very … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: Natural Selection (Part 28)

It would take time for the prospectors to filter the methane and inject the volatile gas into the thruster fuel cells. So Magnuss,  Nennigross, and Lucian left Fang with Julian and Catford, and then went to stretch their legs… Lucian … Continue reading

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The Fence Has Eyes

Stuff ‘The Hills Have Eyes’: I’ve found a fence that’s twice as scary. Look… “Oh, Tooty, you stupid git.” I hear you say. “Those aren’t eyes: those are holes. You’ve allowed your fantasy and science-fiction writer’s imagination to overwhelm your … Continue reading

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