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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Fourteen)

Despite the facsimile pirate end cap saucer’s success, Nigel wasn’t entirely certain that he liked it very much. He said as much at dusk, when he went for a walk with Magnuss… “It’s not terribly regal, is it?” He complained. … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Thirteen)

The Museum of Future Technology never sleeps. At any time of day or night every area and exhibit remains open to both customers and inhabitants alike. So whilst those beyond its futuristic walls lay in slumber, Throgennis Frote took Cuckoo … Continue reading

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What Came Before the Fabulous After?

Every day thousands of Earpluggers write in and say: “Dear Tooty, I can’t believe that a butt-wipe like you really produces those wonderful photos in your Earplug Adventures. Obviously you waste a fortune employing a special effects company to produce … Continue reading

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Tea Dust Art Strikes Again

Well, did you see it in The Masters of Scroton (Part Eleven)? The castle, I mean. The fabulous castle, complete with flying pennant… Marvelous stuff, the dust cast off by a bunch of tea bags, I mean. I added the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Eleven)

Elsewhere in the museum, Throgennis had taken his cousin to see the Future Medieval Castle exhibit… …which bordered a pleasant boating lake, upon which they took a ride… Unfortunately Cuckoo was yet to recover from her altitude sickness. Now it … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Ten)

Meanwhile, back on Earth. Or, to be more precise, the Museum of Future Technology, transfer pods had recently arrived at the Transfer Conduit Station from far and wide… New customers rushed along the platform, intent upon only one thing: gaining … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Eight)

Having been invited to enter the – for want of a better word – booth, the threesome disappeared from view, and someone threw a switch or two… Then they all waited – with varying degrees of impatience – for the … Continue reading

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