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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 33)

It took a while for the curators to readjust to their new-found freedom; but by three-thirty that afternoon Cushions and Co had organised a celebration in the Great Hall… Not everyone could attend, obviously. Many of them still felt the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 30)

Inside the museum Cabbaggio and Vortexia had managed to patch their Comm panel to the frequency used by the Omnipresent Scanner. They could see what Magnuss and the other temporary curators could… “Oh Cabbaggio.” Vortexia wailed. “It makes you feel … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 28)

Well, such was the wonder of that futuristic marvel it meant that their immediate concerns were invalidated by the merest whim of its principal user – Magnuss Earplug – who, quite inadvertently, had adopted Cushions Smethwyke’s seat. The scanner knew, … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 26)

Back in Magnuss’ reality, the vaguely famous psychic, Bronson Cacks, offered his services to the Earplug Brothers…  “Hey, you monkey-faced bunch of butt-smelling gits.” He opened. “My name is Bronson Cacks. I’m here to help you load of useless filth … Continue reading

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Continuity: What a Bastard!

In TV production, the producers employ a person whose job is solely to watch for continuity errors. I wish I had one. There I was, beavering away at the latest Earplug Adventure (© Me) in my less-than-sumptuous ‘studio’, snapping away … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 20)

Meanwhile Cabbaggio and Vortexia had decided to do something positive about their inebriated condition. They sensibly selected the futuristic Sobriety Machine, which hailed from a distant, later, era… Once inside the twin domes, Vortexia instructed the device to start. Almost … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 12)

So without further ado, the formerly torpid duo staggered off in pursuit of the sound of pattering feet… …despite the fact that Cabbaggio could no longer hear them. This was probably because Magnuss and Benjamin had paused to look with … Continue reading

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