Author Archives: Tooty Nolan

About Tooty Nolan

Writer of silly tales, taker of pictures, and all round good egg

Tea Dust Art Strikes Again

Well, did you see it in The Masters of Scroton (Part Eleven)? The castle, I mean. The fabulous castle, complete with flying pennant… Marvelous stuff, the dust cast off by a bunch of tea bags, I mean. I added the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Eleven)

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the museum, Throgennis had taken his cousin to see the Future Medieval Castle exhibit… …which bordered a pleasant boating lake, upon which they took a ride… Unfortunately Cuckoo was yet to recover from her altitude sickness. Now … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Ten)

Meanwhile, back on Earth. Or, to be more precise, the Museum of Future Technology, transfer pods had recently arrived at the Transfer Conduit Station from far and wide… New customers rushed along the platform, intent upon only one thing: gaining … Continue reading

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Wallpapers 354/355/356: Triple Hued Love in the Mist

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Nine)

The vast grey plain that, unbeknownst to the three cable ends, had been given the nomenclature ‘Unit 2’ by the ruling √©lite in Scroton Prime, was vast and…er…grey… …and neither Saskia, Edni, or Sponson liked it one little bit. “God … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Eight)

Having been invited to enter the – for want of a better word – booth, the threesome disappeared from view, and someone threw a switch or two… Then they all waited – with varying degrees of impatience – for the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Seven)

For a split second all three cable ends actually thought that they were dreaming. It came as a nasty surprise when the alien apparitions interacted with them by approaching and overtly scrutinising them… In response they gulped nervously… …before an … Continue reading

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