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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Fourteen)

Despite the facsimile pirate end cap saucer’s success, Nigel wasn’t entirely certain that he liked it very much. He said as much at dusk, when he went for a walk with Magnuss… “It’s not terribly regal, is it?” He complained. … Continue reading

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Thank You, Regular Readers

I don’t have a vast readership. Despite my best efforts, I’m not exactly what you might call a ‘successful author’ –¬† either as an on-line blogger or in the number of books sold. So it always pleases me to see … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Thirteen)

The Museum of Future Technology never sleeps. At any time of day or night every area and exhibit remains open to both customers and inhabitants alike. So whilst those beyond its futuristic walls lay in slumber, Throgennis Frote took Cuckoo … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Twelve)

But, unfortunately for Magnuss, his control over the direction in which the flying saucer flew was easily usurped by the simple expedient of flipping a switch in ‘Ground Control’ and flying it remotely – with Magnuss now reduced to the … Continue reading

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What Came Before the Fabulous After?

Every day thousands of Earpluggers write in and say: “Dear Tooty, I can’t believe that a butt-wipe like you really produces those wonderful photos in your Earplug Adventures. Obviously you waste a fortune employing a special effects company to produce … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Eleven)

Elsewhere in the museum, Throgennis had taken his cousin to see the Future Medieval Castle exhibit… …which bordered a pleasant boating lake, upon which they took a ride… Unfortunately Cuckoo was yet to recover from her altitude sickness. Now it … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Nine)

The vast grey plain that, unbeknownst to the three cable ends, had been given the nomenclature ‘Unit 2’ by the ruling √©lite in Scroton Prime, was vast and…er…grey… …and neither Saskia, Edni, or Sponson liked it one little bit. “God … Continue reading

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