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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 19)

Of course, Colonel Flutter could never have imagined that his eventual nemesis was on the premises. If he had he would have locked… …the arboretum door. But he didn’t, so more than likely his inaction sealed his fate. But fate … Continue reading

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Psychic Historian Anyone?

Long before my absurd earplug stories, I wrote a series of ‘proper’ books that were (I hope) rather funny, and were definitely rude. The series was entitled Hamster-Sapiens, and it was – for a while at least – quite successful. … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Twenty-Six)

Then something quite remarkable occurred. Something that, had it not been witnessed by all those cable ends who had just watched the murdering swine, Edni Gilbatross, drown, might have been dismissed as an optical illusion or a psychotic break. In … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Ten)

Meanwhile, back on Earth. Or, to be more precise, the Museum of Future Technology, transfer pods had recently arrived at the Transfer Conduit Station from far and wide… New customers rushed along the platform, intent upon only one thing: gaining … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Four)

Meanwhile, back on Earth, a female earplug, whose was known to all and sundry as Cuckoo Slazenger, had just been fired from her job, and now stood and wondered what the heck she was going to do with the rest … Continue reading

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Screen Shots of a Literary Genius

You may have noticed the Lulu logo – over there ⇒⇒⇒ on the side bar, but felt slightly trepidatious about clicking on it. Well if you’d like to see what lies behind it, here’s a screen shot of the Paul … Continue reading

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Resistance is Futile!

Actually the resistance to which I refer is far from futile. It’s this… It has been simply ‘yonks’ since I last posted an extract from either of my ‘Silent’ novels (and e-books). So I thought I’d better bring you a … Continue reading

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