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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Island of Doctor Wiel-Barrau (Episode 21)

Upon entering the locked door to the Sterile Area, the two visitors felt astonishment wash over them  when they were greeted by Baron Frankincense’s monsters… “I don’t believe it.” Magnuss bellowed. “You four disappeared from the Museum of Future Technology yonks and … Continue reading

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Long Overdue Extract

Yes, after giving all my readers a break from my ‘serious’ books, for close to an eternity, here’s a brief extract from this wondrous tome… Yes, I’m also Clive Thunderbolt. Bullets made ragged holes in the grassy bank beside her … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 19)

Of course, Colonel Flutter could never have imagined that his eventual nemesis was on the premises. If he had he would have locked… …the arboretum door. But he didn’t, so more than likely his inaction sealed his fate. But fate … Continue reading

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Psychic Historian Anyone?

Long before my absurd earplug stories, I wrote a series of ‘proper’ books that were (I hope) rather funny, and were definitely rude. The series was entitled Hamster-Sapiens, and it was – for a while at least – quite successful. … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Twenty-Six)

Then something quite remarkable occurred. Something that, had it not been witnessed by all those cable ends who had just watched the murdering swine, Edni Gilbatross, drown, might have been dismissed as an optical illusion or a psychotic break. In … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Ten)

Meanwhile, back on Earth. Or, to be more precise, the Museum of Future Technology, transfer pods had recently arrived at the Transfer Conduit Station from far and wide… New customers rushed along the platform, intent upon only one thing: gaining … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Four)

Meanwhile, back on Earth, a female earplug, whose was known to all and sundry as Cuckoo Slazenger, had just been fired from her job, and now stood and wondered what the heck she was going to do with the rest … Continue reading

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