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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 33)

It took a while for the curators to readjust to their new-found freedom; but by three-thirty that afternoon Cushions and Co had organised a celebration in the Great Hall… Not everyone could attend, obviously. Many of them still felt the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 12)

So without further ado, the formerly torpid duo staggered off in pursuit of the sound of pattering feet… …despite the fact that Cabbaggio could no longer hear them. This was probably because Magnuss and Benjamin had paused to look with … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Missing (Part 5)

Benjamin was hesitant to comply. He so desperately wanted to return to his reality, but his sense of survival overruled his brain. He simply couldn’t hit the button that Magnuss indicated. So Magnuss did it for him… In an instant … Continue reading

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Psychic Historian Anyone?

Long before my absurd earplug stories, I wrote a series of ‘proper’ books that were (I hope) rather funny, and were definitely rude. The series was entitled Hamster-Sapiens, and it was – for a while at least – quite successful. … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Twenty-Nine)

Naturally panic ensued. Those with the wit to flee did so… “Run.” Blinky yelled. “Run – before the conflagration reaches the emergency toilet!” Fortunately for the owner of the venue, super-heated botty burps, like other gaseous anomalies, are susceptible to the … Continue reading

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Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Nineteen)

If Nigel, the Golden One, had the slightest inkling what was occurring on his world, he would have turned the X1 around in a wide arc, and catapulted himself and Magnuss back along the invisible road they had travelled – … Continue reading

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Thank You, Regular Readers

I don’t have a vast readership. Despite my best efforts, I’m not exactly what you might call a ‘successful author’ –  either as an on-line blogger or in the number of books sold. So it always pleases me to see … Continue reading

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