‘About’ the Author

 Tooty Nolan was born long ago in a place not more than five hundred metres from where he typed this ‘about’ page. In between times he lived in all sorts of places, one of which was very sunny and hot. The rest was in England, which is seldom sunny and hot; but dank and a bit chilly – not that he’s complaining, you understand. After a few years passed by he looked like this…

And he’s been a bit unbalanced ever since, coz much later he looked like this…

Armed and extremely sartorially challenged.

Later still this happened…

But he began to calm down a little after that nadir point…

But then it all went horribly wrong again…

But fortunately a good woman sorted him out, and he became one of the Bee Gees…

 But time moved on…

…and the hair grew longer and he produced a couple of offspring.

But all good things must pass…

…and a degree of maturity set in. Or did it?

No, not really. But he never grew fat.

Well not very fat. Just a bit ’round the middle perhaps.

Soon, though, age would rear its ugly visage…

…and he would spend his time doing stuff that made him weak in the head and limp of limb. Like…

But ultimately he overcame these terrible handicaps to become…

…a countryman and photographer, and the…

…wearer of pretentious hats and…

…spectacles. Yes – he became a…

…lithe, handsome, beach bum! Oops, sorry – wrong picture. He became a…

…fantasy and science-fiction writer who wrote stuff like this…

Isn’t that bloody wonderful? And now you’re on his website. Lucky you! Now visit his publishers, Lulu.com to see his wondrous e-books: I command thee!