…are…
…a computer, a camera, a note pad, a pen (obviously – what good is a note pad without a pen?), and (in my case) some glasses and a cup of cafe cortado. Oh yeah, and…
…sets, props, and lights. Not forgetting…
…locations and a photographer. And last, but certainly not least…
…a whole bunch of earplugs!
P.S Did you recognise the location I was shooting in that charming photo of my tanned self with a bamboo plant? It was…
…the scene from Surprise Visit in which the three Cafe Puke Baristas go in search of raw cane sugar for Nigel the Golden One of Scroton. If you spotted that, present yourself an Earpluggers Merit Award for Paying Close Attention. It looks something liked this…
Walking the Fine Line Between Clever and Stupid 
It’s surprising what you need for an Earplug Adventure.And what a lovely tan you have.xx
I’ve got this Earplug Adventure production thing pretty much perfected. Almost slick. Well as slick as anything I do can be – which isn’t very. Regarding the tan: I really worked on that. What would have taken a week in Spain, took the entire summer in England.