It’s a furnace outside. The garden has withered. The lawn is brown – especially where the dogs piss. The ceiling fan is spinning like a demented loony. You’re hot and very bothered. Even the water from the cold tap feels warm. And you have to prepare THIS for dinner…
Desperate times demand drastic action. Cue the answer from Tooty the Chef. When heat and flies make your kitchen seem like an absolute hell-hole – stay cool and strike back by exposing your own!
Walking the Fine Line Between Clever and Stupid 
Wow,the naked chef.Its a good idea tho to take off all your clothes in this weather,boy it’s hot..xx🔥❤️ 😂
It sure is. I complained about endless days of cloudy weather: now it seems like heaven. On the up-side, it gives me the perfect excuse to visit the noodie beach.