An evacuation of the Museum of Future Technology’s ‘Age of Stone’ exhibit was announced earlier today, due to the appearence of a strange alien creature that has been described by those who had seen it, as ‘an amorphus blob’. In the absense of any of the Earplug Brothers, their auntie – Doris – and her betrothed, K’Plank the Space Wanderer, have agreed to attempt mind control of the creature with a special wide-brimmed helmet with aerials poking out of it that K’Plank bought many years ago at a church fete jumble sale…
Tooty Nolan: Languishing Somewhere Between Clever and Stupid 