Earplug News 24/7: Shock For Beach Users

A rocky beach, popular with earplugs, received an unexpected gift this morning. A radio-active turd, rumoured to belong to the Supreme Being, fell from the sky. Within minutes crowds began to form, and lightweight walkways needed to be assembled quickly by local council workers. Those who ventured nearest are now complaining that they are rapidly mutating into raspberries and other carbon-based life-forms.


4 thoughts on “Earplug News 24/7: Shock For Beach Users”

    1. Good. Always happy to make someone giggle. Of course, had this been in an Earplug Adventure, the glowing object couldn’t have been a turd. I don’t know what it would have been.

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