Earplug Life Wallpaper: Religious Icons: Visitations to the Concrete Toadstool


If you’re an earplug with a wonky knee, a weeping sore, the heebee-geebees, cracked nipples, or an annoyingly itchy foreskin, it’s believed that a visit to the Concrete Toadstool will alleviate the aforementioned conditions, and many more besides. Consequently evening pilgrimages are common sights during the warmer months. When its cold and wintry, earplugs just can’t be arsed to go outside, and will probably wait until spring.

2 thoughts on “Earplug Life Wallpaper: Religious Icons: Visitations to the Concrete Toadstool”

  1. I wonder what the concrete Toadstool would do with a
    Itchy foreskin and Cracked nipple’s.. interesting..🤔😂

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