The surprise being that only two people dropped by to visit my last post, and that only one of them liked it. Must be losing my touch.
Monthly Archives: November 2019
How to Piss Off an Earplug
Use his toilet while he’s taking a long soak in his hot sunken bath…
Worse still – discover you have constipation; then listen to his teeth chatter as the bath cools…
…and pray he isn’t prone to hypothermia.