What an Unpleasant Surprise

The surprise being that only two people dropped by to visit my last post, and that only one of them liked it. Must be losing my touch.

How to Piss Off an Earplug

Use his toilet while he’s taking a long soak in his hot sunken bath…

Worse still – discover you have constipation; then listen to his teeth chatter as the bath cools…

…and pray he isn’t prone to hypothermia.