Forgotten Heroes 2


The Junior Earplug Adventures never fails to remind us of the heroism of the Earplug Brothers; but in past tales others have ‘done their bit’ for the greater good too. In Forgotten Heroes 2 I’d like to remind you of more such silicon life-forms. The first of these is the United Stoats 7th Cavalry…

We first encountered these would-be heroes upon a doomed planet – suitably named Worstworld by the Earplug Brothers. Being sensible fellows, the enlisted ranks fled when the Earth ship returned to the Museum of Future Technology, where they set themselves up as the museum’s defence force…

Their moment of potential glory came during the second Battle of the Museum of Future Technology, when they (ineffectually, but bravely) fought robots from the future…

…with their venerable Chichester 73 Blast Rifles. Good eggs all, I think you’ll agree.

Other forgotten heroes are Klapp and Klappometer Neutron…

Those beings whom Magnuss and Hair-Trigger discovered travelling through a hyperspace wormhole during Return of the Prodigal Earplug. Who can forget how they used stun grenades to thwart a later attack of hypnotised idiots…

…and how (in an alternate reality – Evil Empire) they were blessed with the ability to knock the helmets of totalitarian regime’s soldiery to the ground, before inserting the  aforementioned soldiery up their anus…

For surely these were true heroes of earplugdom – even if they were actually thimbles.

 

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