Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Twenty-Four)

Whilst the intelligent beings that maintained the vastly advanced alien equipment beneath the surface of Scroton hurriedly reacted to the imminent danger to Edni Gilbatross – in several panic-stricken ways; back in the Museum of Future Technology…

…one of the curators – namely Bubbly Salterton…

…felt rather pleased with himself as he departed the police cells – having just locked up a drunken visitor who had insulted fellow curator, Cushions Smethwyke, by calling her a ‘toothy git’. But after a brief walk his feelings of self-satisfaction evaporated because his mind returned to the problem of making the three members of the Joyfulettes his property…

He reasoned that short of having the leader of Mister Zinc’s henchmen…

…abduct them and have them brainwashed  into loving him, Bubbly could think of only one other course of action that remained open to him: that being impressing them with his prowess. To this end he sent them a message that invited them to the fortnightly farting contest. Now he stood outside the venue, nervously practising for the event…


And as he did so he felt his confidence soar. As did that of Throgennis and his cousin, as they stood atop the Nul-Space generator and listened to the Ice-worlder…

…as he explained how he could patch the air-con in the cafeteria through the Nul-Space generator to create a super-cold environment that would duplicate the ice planet perfectly…

“Cool.” Said Throgennis…er…confidently – if a little clichéd.

Meanwhile, upon Scroton, confidence was definitely in short supply. Edni now led Sponson and Saskia to the Great Lakes – guilt haunting their every stride…

© Paul Trevor Nolan 2017


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Writer of silly tales, taker of pictures, and all round good egg
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4 Responses to Junior Earplug Adventures: The Masters of Scroton (Part Twenty-Four)

  1. Jayne higgs says:


  2. Jayne higgs says:

    I always enjoy your stories

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