Junior Earplug Adventures: We Stand Accused (Part 6)


It was a good question. But not one that Lucian could answer with any real hope of accuracy. This is because neither he nor Nennigross were aware that several weeks earlier the Worstworld star ship – K T Woo (named after that world’s most famous singer/songwriter/recording artist) – had done battle with a flight of Pirate End Cap vessels…

…which the K T Woo had won…

…and which had forced the surviving attack saucers to ditch upon an uncharted planet…

Lucian was also unaware that almost the entire crew had been eaten consequently by huge, almost unimaginably horrific, beasts, and now only two of the blue coloured lavatory attendants aboard ship continued to wander the bleak landscape in search of release from their misery…

Of course, being lavatory attendants, they were highly skilled at catching and despatching any number of potential prey. But they often found the flavour of their victims  most obnoxious…

So it came as something of a relief when they were mesmerised by a glowing light on the end of a tentacle…

…and then dragged away to be consumed by a massive, slavering, maw of infinite disgustingness…

Nennigross was sickened by the sight, but ever the logical hairdresser, Lucian sought to find advantage in the situation. He had an inspired thought…

“Hey, with them dead, maybe we can steal their space ship!”

It was a great idea, and soon everyone went in search of the other downed saucer. The Scrotonite, whom Magnuss decided to name Zip Fladgerstone – for no other reason than because it sounded ‘cool’ – led the way through a volcanic area…

He was accompanied by fellow prospectors, Tufty Jetski, Torsten Gobbfist, and Galve Mullion. It was Tufty who first noticed a patently artificial opening in the rock wall, but Zip who dared enter it without a thought for his safety…

Upon entering, it became clear to them that they stood in an ante-room that could only lead to some vast underground facility…

“Whadda ya think?” An excited Galve Mullion inquired. “An ante-room to a vast underground facility, or what?”

Naturally, being hugely experienced in prospecting planets all across known space and back again, Galve was correct…

“I wonder if they have a working toilet.” Tufty said from the rear. “I forgot to have poop before we left.”

© Paul Trevor Nolan 2017

 

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