Junior Earplug Adventures: Those Magnificent Earplugs (Part 6)

Whilst the Central Security Suite took the long distance call from Rik van Tinkle…


…a night security guard in a nearby industrial complex…


…thought that he heard something unusual. And as a runner was dispatched from the Central Security Suite with an urgent message for the Chief Administrator…


…Magnuss flew by the town at the minimum safe height above the ground…


It wasn’t desperately far for the runner to race from the Central Security Suite…


…to the Administrator’s office…


…but when he finally arrived…


…he was hot, bothered, and out of breath – as was the Administrator, who had been watching some rather torrid videos on his special Administrator’s Rather Torrid Video Machine.

“Chief Administrator, Sir.” The underling gasped. “It has finally happened. We’ve received a report of an alien abduction. Sir, I believe we face possible conquest from outer space!”

The Chief Administrator stood dramatically. Sensing his mood, the room lighting adjusted itself accordingly…


The runner rolled his eyes as his boss struck a purposeful pose.

“In that case,” came the response, “we’d better go to…


…Crimson Alert!”

Immediately patrols were sent out to watch every corner of the cable end empire…


…which wasn’t actually that big. The null space generator that powered the entire civilization went to Def Con Blue…


…and people rushed out into the wide boulevards to witness…


…their world’s first encounter with a flying saucer.

With some many people out and about, Magnuss was uncertain where to land…


But then, he realized, it wasn’t his fault if some silly sod got himself squashed by a landing space craft; they’d have to get out of the bloody way. So he duly began his descent…


© Paul Trevor Nolan


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Writer of silly tales, taker of pictures, and all round good egg
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